Jan 28, 2016

Three Men Crossing a River


Three Men were Hiking through a forest .... 
... when they came 
upon a large raging, violent river
.
Needing to get to the 
other side, the first man prayed:
 
 
 
'God, please give me 
the strength to cross the river.'
 
Poof!!! God gave him big 
arms and strong legs...
 
 
 
... and he was able to 
swim across in about 2 hours,
 
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that,
the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength 
and the tools to cross the river.'
 
Poof!!! 
God gave him a 
rowboat and strong arms 
and strong legs...
 
 
 
... and he was able to 
row across in about an hour.
 
After
 
almost
capsizing once,
 
seeing what 
happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
 
 
'God, please give 
me the strength,
 the tools and the 
intelligence to cross the river.'
 
Poof!!! 

HE WAS TURNED 
INTO A WOMAN!!!
 
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred
yards upstream... 
 
 
...  and walked across 
the bridge.
 

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, 
do it the way 
your
 wife told you! 
GO AHEAD, 
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND
TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
 
 
 

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