Aug 8, 2018

Funny Things

Funny things I read in a store:
I'm so old I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of everything.

I like men who have massive throbbing vocabularies.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

I'm awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

If life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic.

(Jesus to the apostles) Okay, everyone, listen carefully.  I don't wan to end up with four different versions of this.

Thanks to Anne Hullinger MPHS 76 for contributing.

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