As I get older, I realize . . .#1 - I talk to myself, because thereare times I need expert advice.#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be theclothes that still fit.#3 - I don't need anger management.I need people to stop ticking me off.#4 - My people skills are just fine. It'smy tolerance (for idiots) that needs work.#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is," I don't need to write that down. I'll re-member it. "#6 - I have days when my life is justone tent short of a circus.#7 - These days, "on time" is when Iget there.#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid -but it sure does muffle the sound.#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if wecould put ourselves in the dryer forten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller ?#10 - Lately, I've noticed people myage are so much older than me.#11 - " Getting lucky " means walkinginto a room and remembering why I am there.#12 - When I was a child, I thought naptime was punishment. Now itfeels like a mini vacation.#13 - Some days I have no idea whatI'm doing out of bed.#14 - I thought growing old wouldtake longer.#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down,but it hasn't shut me up.
#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.
Charlie Van liere MPHS Jan 66