As I get older, I realize . . .

As I get older, I realize . . .

 

  

#1 - I talk to myself, because there  

are times I need expert advice.

 

 #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the

 clothes that still fit.

   

#3 - I don't need anger management.

I need people to stop ticking me off.

   

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's

 my tolerance (for idiots) that needs work.

 

  

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is,

" I don't need to write that down. I'll re-

 member it. "

   

#6 - I have days when my life is just

 one tent short of a circus.

   

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I

 get there.

   

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid -

 but it sure does muffle the sound.

   

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we

 could put ourselves in the dryer for

 ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-

 free and three sizes smaller ?

   

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my

 age are so much older than me.

   

#11 - " Getting lucky " means walking

into a room and remembering why I am there.

   

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap

time was punishment.  Now it

feels like a mini vacation.

   

#13 - Some days I have no idea what

 I'm doing out of bed.

 

#14 - I thought growing old would

 take longer.

   

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down,

 but it hasn't shut me up.

  

 #16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

Charlie Van liere MPHS Jan 66