- Andy Rooney.
“The older I get, the better I used to be.”
– Lee Trevino, Professional Golfer.
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere."
– George Burns.
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
- Mark Twain.
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
- Leo Rosenberg.
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."
- Golda Meir.
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.”
– Robert Orben.
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.”
– Robert Brault
– Robert Brault
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
- T.S. Elliot.
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget."
– Unknown
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."
-Ann Landers.
"We don’t grow older, we grow riper."
- Pablo Picasso.
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin, Comedian.
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips."
- John Wagner.
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does."
- J. Norman Collie.
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old."
- Mark Twain.
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."
- Joel Plaskett.
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure."
- Dennis Wolfberg.
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips.
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty."
- Joan Rivers.
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
– Anonymous.
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- T.S. Elliot.
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget."
– Unknown
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all."
-Ann Landers.
"We don’t grow older, we grow riper."
- Pablo Picasso.
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin, Comedian.
"Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips."
- John Wagner.
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does."
- J. Norman Collie.
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old."
- Mark Twain.
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."
- Joel Plaskett.
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure."
- Dennis Wolfberg.
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips.
"Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty."
- Joan Rivers.
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
– Anonymous.
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Enjoyed some new ones I hadn't read before. Thanks for posting.
Marie Buti
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I remember my mom always said that no matter how you feel, getting old beats the alternative. But I can relate to the zipper thing, and the preservatives. Twinkies, a prime example. Put a head of lettuce and a Twinkie on the counter. After only one week, come back. Which is still edible? So, f*** the salad , have a Twinkie.
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Marie Buti
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I remember my mom always said that no matter how you feel, getting old beats the alternative. But I can relate to the zipper thing, and the preservatives. Twinkies, a prime example. Put a head of lettuce and a Twinkie on the counter. After only one week, come back. Which is still edible? So, f*** the salad , have a Twinkie.
I also read somewhere that 40 minutes of excersize adds 10seconds to your lifespan. So your 39 minutes and 50 seconds in the hole.
'Tom Schildhouse' via EMPEHI
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“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.”
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