Sex Workers Can Get Back to Business in Switzerland, But Sports Remain Prohibited
Very progressive. This is of course one of those vital services that need to resume to get the economy functioning well and to promote good mental health. Like beauty shops and bars.We will not comment directly on how you properly maintain social distance while engaging in this close contact sport. It does conjure up some interesting mental images. You will have to come up with your own innovative protocols. Creative solutions are required.
The COHOMPHSFATMAEGAPBOFMHSA (The Committee on High of Morgan Park High School Faculty Alumni to Monitor and Enforce Good and Proper Behavior of Morgan Park High School Alumni) would take a very dim view of this discussion, which could result in pushups and MAJOR DISCIPLINES. The discussion should properly take place in a different venue, perhaps the Forum.
But we can quietly speculate - to ourselves. The COHOMPHSFATMAEGAPBOFMHSA has difficulty controlling our purient thoughts, although they try very hard.
Conjures up some interesting mental images of the gymnastics and techniques involved to maintain proper social distance while engaging in this close contact sport. The use of plastic screens, gloves, and mechanical devices and Zoom video conference calls while wearing masks comes to mind. There are probably some great business opportunities for a savvy company who wants to capitalize. Anyone want to invest?
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Sex Workers Can Get Back to Business in Switzerland, But Sports Remain Prohibited
ByYou will be pleased to know that Harvard has spent some time on this vital issue:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/intimacy-sex-and-covid-19-2020041519550
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