How They Lived So Long

Three older gentlemen were interviewed to get their ideas on they lived so long. 

The first man was asked his secret to long life.  Never drink, never smoke, never run around with women. This is how I lived to be 71.

The second even older man was asked his secret to long life.  Never drink, never smoke, never run around with women. This is how I lived to be 84.

The third fellow was really decrepit.  He explained that he drank to excess, smoked cigars, and ran around with women.  When asked how old he was he replied 34.