Oct 11, 2018

Perks of Being Over The Hill


* There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way. 

* Things that you buy now won't wear out. 

* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 

* You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge. 

* Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off. 

* You can quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room. 

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway. 

* You can sing along with elevator music. 

* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television. 

* Your eyes won't get too much worse. 

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 

* People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? " 

* You can get into a heated argument about pension plans. 

* You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon. 

* In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first. 

* No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 

* You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.



Thanks to Charles van Liere MPHS Jan 66 for sharing.


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