Dec 12, 2016

The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers...

Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males.  Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. 

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100.   Are there any questions?"


At this point the Marine Sergeant Major from the security detail assigned to the ship inquired: 


"How much for a season pass???"
                 

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