May 24, 2017

Why Plan, When You Can React?

Why Plan When You Can React ?

WORDS TO LIVE BY


HOARY PLANNING APHORISMS - PLANNING PHILOSOPHY - DOGGEREL


Things I have learned as a City Planner and Marine and Boy Scout and in Sunday School and at Morgan Park High School.


Don't worry, be happy.  

Why Plan, when you can react?

Any road will do when you don't know where you are going.


As you climb the ladder of success, don't forget who helped you.


This too shall pass.


Get it done.


Think!

Life has its ups and downs.

It will get better.

Think positive.


Positive Mental Attitude is a Force Multiplier.

Don't make mountains out of mole hills.

What good does getting depressed do?

Dive right in.

Take bite size projects, and finish them.

Make a decision, and stick with it.

The longest journey begins with a single step.

Excuses are like belly buttons, everyone has one.


If anything can go wrong, it will.


If it ain't broke don't fix it.




But a stitch in time saves nine.


Run spiell chek.


Travel more.


Eat Less.


If it tastes good, spit it out.


Keep plugging away.


Swing for the Fences, but try not to strike out.

Stuff happens.

Just do it.

Can do easy.

Criticism, like sewage, runs down hill.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

7 "P's" - Preliminary prior planning prevents pitiful poor performance.


"We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends, and living our lives!"  Mary Angelou


Be Prepared.


Do a good turn daily.


Good guidelines then and now - A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent.


On your Honor, Do your Best, Do Your Duty, For God and Your Country.


Leave your campground better then you found it.


Leave your community better then you found it.


If like many planners you are disorganized, find someone who is organized to help you.


Checklists help, but don't let them become the bible.


Search for the Win / Win.


Developers are important to your community.


Seek, and Ye Shall Find.

Planning, like life, has its ups and downs.

It will get better/It's got to get better/I hope it gets better.


Brevity is Beautiful.


KISS - Keep it Short and Sweet.


Short Plans are Best.

Don't make mountains out of mole hills.


Life can be a can of worms.

Publish or perish.


The longest journey starts with a single step. 

Keep plugging away.

Muddle through.

Take bite size projects, and finish them.

Make a decision, and stick with it.

Keep your eye on the ball.


Planning should not equal procrastination.


Keep your friends.


Don't be a workaholic.


How many people on their death bed say, "Gosh, I wished I had worked more?"


The Few, the Proud, The Marines.


The Few, the Careful, The Planners.


Building consensus among governments and people is like herding Cats.


Show me which way the people are going, and I will lead them.


Planning Chicago's third airport is like bathing an elephant - it is big, difficult, and you can definitely get hurt.

Excuses are like belly buttons, everyone has one.

 

Grant me the COURAGE to change what should be changed; the SERENITY to accept what cannot be changed; and the WISDOM to know the difference.


We will all hang together, or all hang separately.

Don't sweat the small stuff.


But pay attention to details - other people are.

Let criticism roll off your back.

Do what your boss tells you unless it is illegal or immoral.


Flee Fornification,  Or, Don't get caught.


Don't Ask, Don't Tell.


Most of your life is none of their business.


Socrates was a famous Greek Philosopher. Like many planners, he was always telling people what do do..............  They poisoned him.



 
When you take a job, you are issued some marbles. Each time there is a problem one marble is taken away. No new marbles are ever added for any reason.  After a while, you lose your marbles.








When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

 
Hostile public hearings are stressful, but they seldom shoot at you with real bullets.

 
The Planner is like the Marine Point Man - he leads from the front, gets shot at often, and sometimes gets dinged.

 
When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight - Call 911-Marines.


Great Leadership enables the Marines to get American teenagers up at 0500 hours, work out, stay clean and neat and organized, and Charge Machine Guns, all for minimum wage.

 
Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil, because I am a US Marine and therefor the baddest guy in the valley.


To err is human, to forgive divine - neither of which is Marine policy.


The height of windy braggadocio obnoxiousness - a Marine from the Windy City.


Stop me before I Plan again.




ACDC - Acronym Code Decode Center

 
FUBIJAR - Flip You Buddy, I'm Just A Reserve 


FUBIJAC - Flip You Buddy, I'm Just A Consultant


FUBAR - Flipped Up Beyond All Recognition 


WITAWTAW - Where There's a Will, There's a Way


PANE - People Against Nearly Everything


NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard


NIMTOF - Not In My Term Of Office


BANANA -  Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody


REMF - Rear Echelon MF


SUCKS - Snarky Unfair Churlish Kid Stuff

May 12, 2017

Vietnam - MPHS Stories


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"I'm Chiquita Banana and I've Come to Say

"I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say

Bananas have to ripen in a certain way

I woke up this morning with this old song on my lips - who knows why?


Chiquita Banana The Original Commercial - YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE

Jan 23, 2007 - Uploaded by Jersey Coaster
Produced by the United Fruit Company in the 40's, this commercial appeared only in movie theaters, and for ...

When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue

Bananas taste the best and are best for you  

You can put them in a salad

You can put them in a pie-aye

Any way you want to eat them

It's impossible to beat them

But, bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator

So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator.


CHIQUITA BANANA SONG (1940s) - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A834CwzNHI

Sep 24, 2009 - Uploaded by silezukuk
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Chiquita Banana The Original Commercial :))) Go BANANAS! RAW ...

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Chiquita Banana - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzR7mqYhak

Feb 3, 2007 - Uploaded by PismoBeach
Lipsync starring Sara M. Brattman.

Chiquita commercial (I'm Chiquita Banana) from the 90s - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361DwXNvxKg

Sep 8, 2008 - Uploaded by oonai5000
Chiquita reclame (I'm Chiquita Banana) uit de jaren 90.

Chiquita Banana - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnlXSOKJXPs

Dec 11, 2007 - Uploaded by vicentebizarro
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Chiquita Banana Commercial featuring Monica Lewis - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlydZwr_84

Feb 13, 2011 - Uploaded by Monica Lewis
Chiquita Banana The Original Commercial :))) Go BANANAS! RAW FOOD is Healthy For YOU! - Duration: 1:43